Day 1



Hello! Today, I, Torchic, will tell you some crazy things that happened today, and what I requested my fellow cohorts to write.

Lumpy Messes with the Fire Alarm in the Middle of the Night
When I was deep asleep, having a dream about... kittens, because, well, they're adorable! But while I was dreaming, Lumpy, the dim-witted moose, was playing with the fire alarm... at 3 AM in the morning. He accidently woke up the everyone in the Torchic Condo. Some didn't complain about it at all, others were very angry at Lumpy. I didn't get angry or crazy, mostly because he's all thumbs at all times, right?

Moshlings Mess With R.O.B.
Rocky, a clumsy Moshling that resembled an Easter Island head and Cleo, a small pyramid Moshling, provoked R.O.B. while "treasure hunting". They accidently hit R.O.B. in the head with a shovel and... R.O.B. went after them until Peppy, a penguin Moshling, came out of nowhere and drop-kicked R.O.B. from behind.

mudkip tiem
right now i will type in incorrroct grammur because it mudkip tiem. mudkip tiem happuns when mudkip visitz me. he liek himslef because yu do 2. mudkip told me to say that i liek mudkips becuase yu liek thm too... ''What the heck!? Why am I typing this?!''

Dribbal's Drabble
This is Torchic and I will let Dribbal, the know-it-all of the Glorp Corp Mixels tribe, type for this one.

Hello, I'm Dribbal and Torchic, I'm not a know-it-all. I'm the essence of worthiness! People think I'm not smart when I really am. I tell true facts, like my grandmother owning a Mixelroid. I tell my brother, Gurggle, who's not here, what to do, and he does it! I hope Flain runs away to make room for Dribbal, the absolute smartest of all Mixels, unlike him! Also, don't make fun of my amazing magnifying glasses. I will make sure you Murp into a hideous Murp if you do. I don't know what to say now, but goodbye, local morons!

This is Torchic speaking and Dribbal, ''what on earth is this!? Why did you call us morons!?!''

Explosive Soccer
It's 9 PM right now, and Ball Hog, Stuart, Cuddles, and Wakko finished playing a very explosive game of soccer. It was like soccer, only with Ball Hog's bombs instead of soccer balls. Stuart, Cuddles and Wakko were all injured while playing the game, and of course, Ball Hog won. He told me that he's a pro at Explosive Soccer, which is what he calls the game.

Opinions on Today
From Lumpy waking us all up in the middle of the night to Ball Hog playing an explosive version of Soccer, I have no clue what to say about today. Also, Dribbal, your drabble was... I don't even know what to say. and i liek mudkips.