Day 2



Another day, another page on what shenanigans happened today, this time, I'll tell you six things that happened today as opposed to yesterday when we did five.

Stuart Crashes Roadster into Ball Hog
Stuart Little, one of the victims of Ball Hog's explosive soccer game that happened yesterday, got revenge on Ball Hog. What did he do? Crash his roadster into Ball Hog like how Stuart did to the falcon with his plane. Ball Hog was injured, but not seriously injured. That's what I have to sa-'''STUART, DON'T EVEN DARE CRASH INTO ME! '''

Warners Annoys Roller
If you thought Stuart Little crashing his Roadster into Ball Hog wasn't enough, wait 'til you see Yakko Warner annoy Roller... over an insult. Roller purposely called Yakko a Mickey Mouse clone and Yakko decided to annoy Roller with some irreverent speech that lasted an hour. After that, Roller came over and... told me he wanted Yakko dead... which Wakko Warner, now recovered from yesterday's explosive soccer game, knocked Roller out cold and Dot Warner threw him into a closet. Let's hope they don't annoy me next over an insult.

Peashooter's Pea Soup Disaster
Peashooter cooked himself a bowl of pea soup. He went to the Torchic Condo's dinner room and tried to slurp it, but when he tried to drink it and swallow it, he shot it out! It hit Lunatone, who was trying to stay away from her brother, Solrock, due to a conflict between the two. Lunatone tried to crash into Peashooter, but Peashooter ran away before he got injured. He told me that he "weally wanted a gweat soup.".

Beldum breaks Golett's arm
In a not-so-pretty game of arm wrestling, Beldum managed to break Golett's arm off! I was there when it happened, and Beldum didn't mean it. But Golett got the wrong message of him and wanted to "crush Beldum once me get out hospital". I told Golett that he didn't mean it, but he would not listen. Beldum tried to tell me that he's sorry, but he only talks in binary code, so I didn't know what he was saying.

Target SMASH!
Octillery started "Target SMASH!", a contest who can break the most targets and the winner gets a trophy from her. I heard Psyduck yelled every time he saw someone break a target. Ball Hog blew up quite a few targets, Beldum crashed into targets, Cyndaquil burned targets and Rosie... caught a bunch of targets with a bug catching net. Octillery has yet to choose the winner, but I'm quite excited to find out who wins.

Globert Wakes Up during the Day
I heard that Globert, a nocturnal Glowkie Mixel, somehow woke up during the day. He tried to fall back asleep, but he just couldn't! So he got up and went outside of his room and shouted that he was fabulous! He went back to his room and went to bed, falling back asleep successfully this time. Globert, if you're reading this, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and have a hard time falling asleep, so you're not the only one.

Opinions on Today
I don't have much of an opinion today as opposed to yesterday. But Stuart got his revenge on Ball Hog, at least.